niall is a food legend. im trying this shit right now!
“so he can get the most flavor on his tongue.”
hehe..
That’s smart.
Me and Niall must share the same level of geniusness. I’ve been doing this since i was little.
I do that aswell…
WE ARE SOUL MATESwhati do that too. omg. <3
I do too!!
(Source: malikmalik)
Management:
guys this is Paul. He'll be your babysitter when you go on tour.
Paul:
Hell-
Liam:
Baby sitter? I thought I was.
Louis:
it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Louis and this curly headed boy is Harry.
Paul:
very nice to meet you lads.
Louis:
-whispers- keep your wife out of his site ;) -points at harry-
Paul:
-looks at Harry-
Harry:
hi! -innocent smile-
Paul:
why? What's gonna happen to my wif-
Zayn:
hey I'm zayn. Do you like my hair? Touch it-
Paul:
it's very nic-
Zayn:
wait no don't cause then I'll have to kill you.
Paul:
um okay.
Zayn:
bitches love my hair.
Paul:
you have very nice hair.
Zayn:
I already know that.
Niall:
hey mate. The Names Niall
Liam:
Louis stop giving Harry love bites. Paul, your doing a horrible job.
Niall:
Is that nando's you got there?
Liam:
I'm daddy direction, what is this mahogany.
Harry:
damn check out that chick!
Paul:
Harry, that's my wife?
Harry:
how old is she?
Louis:
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
Zayn:
Imma bradforad bad boy. Yo Paul man, got a mirror? Mines too small, i can't see my whole face.
Niall:
I'm Irish, You're Irish. Let's be friends!
Paul:
What did i sign up for.
This is a test to see how many people love them for them not their fame title
i would still love them if i saw them on the street and were hobos, as long as they are the same as they are now (:
(Source: directioners-get-stuff-done, via n-nialler)
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